I \m/ therefore I am
I'm from Brazil, I live in São Paulo but people think São Paulo is almost New York; No. Here we don't have internet, we're all natives, we live with monkeys. Mogli and Tarzan are our gods. I like to eat people and pig's dick. My computer is made of wood and my mom walk around without clothes.


Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)
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